June 29, 2009

A Taste… er View of the Future!

Absent from my own blog again? Pffffffffffffft, nevvvvvvvver. *loosens collar nervously*

Anyway! Onword ho to new stuff and new things. Ze format of zis blog vill be changing a bit. I will try my damnedest to actually keep it updated at least 3 times a week (my new laptop will aide in this endeavor) and it shall actually be about stuff and things that I discover.

*GASP*

I know, how very surprising. So, here is the first taste of it. Oh, and sidenote. I do hope I do not get sued as I will be putting stuff from other sites on here… BUT THEY WILL GET CREDIT! Also, for future reference, I am a broke ass ho. Glad we cleared that up.

Ok, ze new discovery! Well… I kinda discovered this like 2 months ago but I’m trying to make up for lost time.

(212): i want you now
(916): you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this

(404): Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
(1-404): Two?
(404): Two.

(818): I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.

(402): I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.

(715): Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.

(310): hey what are you doing
(310): hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
(310): i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic

(540): Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed

This wonderful little gems are from a fantastic site called www.textsfromlastnight.com If you’re bored or feeling bad about your life, just go the site, read, and you shall discover that your life isn’t nearly as bad as you think. Or at least they will make you giggle. It’s kinda like the drunk version of www.bash.org which is another radtastic site that you should check out. Here are some quotes from IRC (if that doesn’t prove my geekness I don’t know what does…) Samples:

Donut[AFK]> HEY EURAKARTE
Donut[AFK]> INSULT
Eurakarte> RETORT
Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-RETORT
Eurakarte> QUESTIONING OF SEXUAL PREFERENCE
Donut[AFK]> SUGGESTION TO SHUT THE FUCK UP
Eurakarte> NOTATION THAT YOU CREATE A VACUUM
Donut[AFK]> RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]> ADDON RIPOSTE
Eurakarte> COUNTER-RIPOSTE
Donut[AFK]> COUNTER-COUNTER RIPOSTE
Eurakarte> NONSENSICAL STATEMENT INVOLVING PLANKTON
Miles_Prower> RESPONSE TO RANDOM STATEMENT AND THREAT TO BAN OPPOSING SIDES
Eurakarte> WORDS OF PRAISE FOR FISHFOOD
Miles_Prower> ACKNOWLEDGEMENT AND ACCEPTENCE OF TERMS

Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
Zybl0re> get up
Zybl0re> get on up
phxl|paper> and DANCE
* nmp3bot dances :D-<
* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say...
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!*@*.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right


lol. Hopefully this provided a discovery of new entertainment and lead to a gaggle of giggles.

WOOT!