December 6, 2008

Portland

Yo.

I just wanted to let everyone know that I haven't gone off the deep end and did something stupid. I am in Portland right now and I must say I haven't felt like this in a long time. I feel like me, Heather, once more. It's kind of amazing. I will post pics of my adventures when I come back.

And fyi, I was totally licked by a stripper....an incredibly hot stripper.. Before I came up here I had never gone to a strip club. It was not even close to what I thought it would be. It wasn't sleezy in the least and what these woman do is more like naked gymnastics. Plus they are super sweet. So yeah, many adventures have been had and I have way more to go!

WOO WOO!

2 comments:

chelsea said...

licked by a stripper? Now there's something for the scrapbook! You better have a picture of the licker. And post it here. I know I'm not the only one to want to see the stripper who licks.

chelsea said...

PS Glad you're okay, and having fun in Portland. Cool city. Hope you got to go to Powell's. It's one of my favorite places on earth. If it's not the 8th wonder of the world, it's at least the 11th or 12th. At least.